Oh lord. She’s so cute. Man…, I’m telling u, she’s cute! So cute.. How can someone be so damn cute?
Yeah2 right there, just a little bit. Yeah..You’re good..
Oh no..oh please..no.. not again. Not yet. Not now.
Ouhh..Don’t look at me like that. Darn, those cute eyes.
No..no..please.. please don’t go..
Aaahhh!…damn phone!
Oh well….There goes my dream..
Okay, aku tak cukup tdo 2-3 hari ni. Busy dengan assignments and exam. Dpt tdo sejam dua pun dah heaven sangat.. Kopi dan red bull dari 2 malam lepas dan sampai pagi tadi wat aku tak boleh tido bila aku nak tdo time free macam skrang ni. Otak ligat sangat. Bila tido malam yang sekejap tu, mimpi bukan2 pulak. Lagi nak exam, lagi lucah fikiran ni. Aii..aii..
Ok, hari ni aku nak ganti cik khairun ajar biologi. Bukan pasal mimpi basah atau kitaran haid. Yang itu lain kali. Aku nak bagitau apa akan jadi klau kekurangan hormon serotonin. Aku rasa aku tgh kena serotonin deficiency syndrome.
1) People with a serotonin deficiency have disrupted sleep patterns and a lack of mental clarity.
2) Can cause minor memory loss, mental fogginess, and the inability to solve problems efficiently.
3) Lack of impulse control, which will often manifest itself as addictions to something.
4) Those with unhealthy levels of serotonin can experience a loss of interest in their regular activities; this goes beyond regular boredom.
Pattern tido aku sangat2 terganggu, fikiran tak clear, kadang2 bangun tdo aku lupa aku jauh dari Malaysia, fikiran berjerebu dengan pencemaran berbaur ecchi, addicted to “something” and selalu boring tahap dewataraya.
Dan…
Perut aku sakit lagi. Semalam macam dah ok.
“Perut o perut kenapa engkau sakit?
Macam mana aku tak sakit, nasi jarang masak, nasi jarang masak.
Nasi o nasi, kenapa jarang dimasak?
Macam mana nak masak, rice cooker rosak, rice cooker rosak.
Rice cooker o rice cooker, kenapa engkau rosak?
Macam mana aku tak rosak, perut kuat makan, perut kuat makan. “
Ooo..salah perut rupanya. Padan la muka perut. Aii..
Hmm..I need that. The three magic letters but four in bahasa. The only cure for MY serotonin deficiency ;)
p/s: Siapa bole teka ape magic letters tu? (Hint: ade kaitan dengan mimpi di atas). If betul aku bagi hadiah. Terms and conditions applied.




6 comments:
dalam otak aku ade 1 perkataan je... bm ngan bi sama je.. cmne laa??? ahahahahha
hahaha. takpe, sok aku bgtau ape jwpannye. if kau btul, sure aku bg sumthing. hehe
ahem. i tau dh jwpnnye ape.. :p too specific.. mana aci
in contrast, my serotonin level is too high. jalan kaki dr rumah-lab-town-lab-rumah and still i didnt feel any sore feet. ah syiok! no pain just happiness. allowance br masuk, i reckon :)
saya teka la three magic letters tu. kacang je memandangkan awak ni lucah orangnya. hehe
it starts with S.
bile boleh claim hadiah?
hahaha. maaf la cik vague, xde pemenang.
jwapan nye.. rub and urut. I xla selucah yg u all sngka sebenarnye..;)
baru nak sedekah coach ni. well..xde rezeki I nk wat amal..hehe
hahahah...
memang org akan pkr lucah je!hahahahah
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